Do I look fat to you?

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

OK, be careful before you answer that...

So last Friday my Auntie Yvette came to dinner to have some of that yummy chicken paw-me-some from Balboa's Momma. Apparently it is very delicious, but I haven't tried any so I can't be sure. Anyhowl, here's what happened...

Ruby: Auntie Yvette, Auntie Yvette...I'm so happy you are here. I love you, I love you, I love you. *kiss, kiss, kiss* Please pick me up...
Auntie Yvette: Whoa...girlie you are heavy!

Can you believe that? Me, the running-jumping-never stop moving Ruby is heavy. Has my Mom been lying to me saying 'I'm all muscle'. What will Dr. Marcia say when I go visit her for my check up? Will I need to go on a diet?
OMDog --- I'm having a moment!!!


45 Responses to "Do I look fat to you?"

Unknown said... 8:22 AM

My dearest darling Ruby,

I love every inch of your finely toned little tushy. Don't you lose an ounce. They don't call them love handles for nothing!!

Licks and humps,


The Army of Four said... 8:42 AM

You look great to me! Ha roo roo roo!
Play bows,

Anonymous said... 8:44 AM

Ruby, honey...

I promise you aren't fat. Auntie Yvette is just WAY out of shape. You are perfect exactly the way you are!

I love you!!! Mom

Anonymous said... 8:53 AM


You don't appear to be fat at all but your tush looks like it belongs in the family. Sorry!

Love all of you no matter what


Anonymous said... 9:26 AM

Oh Ruby that's just silly! You're perfect!

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said... 9:41 AM

I think you are a Perfect 10.....

just like me!

Tadpole said... 10:01 AM

Ruby, take a look at Mean Sister Fig.... That'll make you feel better. ;-)

Anonymous said... 10:04 AM

Mmm-hmmm.... And I suppose Auntie Yvette looks like Gisele Bundchen herself, huh?

Lizzy said... 10:33 AM

Oh no! Ruby, I'm sure you're not fat. You're super fast like me, and fatness would slow us down, so we can't be fat! I hope you don't have to go on a diet.

Oscar's mummy and daddy said... 11:02 AM

I can't see an ounce of fat on you, you're finely honed muscle girl! Don't start comparing yourself to those dogs in the magazines and on TV and getting a complex. You're pawfect just as you are.

Oscar x

Stanley said... 11:31 AM


My sweet love bug!

First off, you are COMPLETELY bootiful! I don't know where that Auntie of yours gets off calling you heavy. The obvious question is, "... heavy compared to what?" If she's comparing you to her teacup Chihuahua, a much younger you, or a roll of toilet paper, then why, YES!! AUNTIE YVETTE, I *AM* HEAVY!

Did she not see the sleek, svelte hard-body I see? Your booty is all muscle, sweety (and believe me, I know booties). Your tail is the only fluff in close proximity to your booty, and sets it off ever so nicely.

Forget about the diet, chica. Your mama won't be influenced by your Auntie Yvette (weakling that your Auntie is).

In case you forgot, you're still considered a puplet for another few months, Ruby. Don't let the hag (dare I call Auntie Yvette that?)get to you. For whatever reason, she was WAAAAAAY OFF.

Gooberlicious love & kisses,
Your Stanny

Pee Ess
I may have gotten a little carried away when I called your Auntie a hag. My apologies. hehe

Lorenza said... 12:05 PM

Hi, Ruby.
I know your auntie Ivette is very nice but this time she is wrong. You are not a teacup pup, what did she expect?? forget about diets, you are perfect!
Have a nice day

Frasier said... 12:31 PM

Hi Ruby
You are not fat !Those are killer abs and a nice butt!!
My mommy has an imaginary list...people who call me fat are on it.She says that one day when she goes crazy like that wrestler know the rest!
She told a friends wife that and the woman gave her a scared look!!

Unknown said... 1:00 PM

Ruby... don't you dare loose an ounce! You are perfect, and those pics were quite artistic... very nice!


Duke and Gidget said... 1:32 PM

Ruby, you do not look fat at all to us. In fact, we wish we were as slender as you are. Your Auntie must be crazy!

~Pug Hugs~
Duke & Gidget

Lenny said... 1:37 PM

Ruby, you look so lovely just the way you are. And any dog that can wear that Wonder-Woman outfit like you are in the picture is HOT STUFF!

Your friend, Lenny

coco said... 2:14 PM

no. you are *not* fat. you are perfect. your auntie is the one who's out of shape, if you ask me. her comment says more about her own defficiency as a strong woman than it says about you as the gorgeous, fit little person you are.

also, i feel so silly asking but i don't know how to go vote for dwb like you recommended on my blog. can you please come back and tell me what to do? i always wanna vote for my pals!!!!!

thanks, coco

Molly the Airedale said... 3:13 PM

I don't see one ounce of fat on you! It's obvious to me that Auntie Yvette is very jealous of your trim little figure! Don't listen to her Ruby!

Love ya lots,

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said... 3:16 PM

Ruby, you certainly not fat. We wish we be as slim and trim as you. Some of us are called pugzilla.

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket and little Daisy

Asta said... 5:12 PM

I'm amazed and stupified! What awe quite pawfect!!!a bootiful sleek tummy , elongated muscles on your awms and a nice tight little but..listen to Stanley and all the boys..not to your aunt, who obviously needs a diffewent supscwiption.
Arturo would have been cwazy about you if he met you
smoochie kisses

Luckie Girl said... 6:14 PM

Good grief, you gotta remind your auntie who is the one PIGGING out on those chicken cheese wat nots. She better start going to the gym to work out her arms a little more. Weak hoomans....sheesh.
PS : You are not Fat Fat Fat.

Huskee and Hershey said... 6:48 PM

Hi Ruby,
You certainly are NOT fat.. not even remotely close to it.. you have the trimmest bum bum and tum tum... don't let what your auntie said get you down!

Suki & Joey said... 7:36 PM

You know I'll always give it to you straight, that's what friends are for, and I'm telling you right now that you are NOT fat! No way, no how!

You are just growing up and getting some curves, that's all. You are super toned. You're like Jessica Biel! Your butt looks as good as hers, too ;) hehehe!

Puggy kisses (from a future fatzo,'s ok, it's in my genes)

Urban Smoothie Read said... 9:12 PM

no ur not...ur juz being muscular..

Ronin_The_Pug said... 11:59 PM

FAT? YOU? WHO said that???? You look very good Ruby! Trust me!

Joe Stains said... 12:12 AM

you are SO NOT FAT! mom recently changed our food to Canidae's Senior and Over Weight formula. I can tell you what, I am GLAD to be the senior not the fat kid!

Simba and Jazzi said... 2:07 AM

No your not fat. You have the figure of a super model.

Simba xx

Anonymous said... 2:49 AM

I don't think you are fat either - you are super rockin' beautiful!! Maybe your auntie had been drinking some of that human silly water or something....


Balboa said... 5:42 AM


Poor Ruby, you are not fat, I think Auntie Yvette needs to work on her muscles.

I think you are perfect the way you are, you don't need to lose any weight, infact eat as much treats as you want, or as much as mommy will give you.

Hee hee, check out my blog.....guess who's pic I used.

Frenchie Snorts

umekotyan said... 5:58 AM

The alimentary therapy of the ruby is not necessary.
It is a perfect body. :)

from loved ume tyan

Amber-Mae said... 6:19 AM

Oh Ruby, whatever your aunty said is NOT true! You do not look fat to me except your short stubby tail, heehee! The rest are just pawfect!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Johann The Dog said... 8:21 AM

Hi Ruby, you look like all muscle to me!!! Thanks for stopping by my blog and voting for me, I sure appreciate it. I'm meeting lots new pup pals this way - I think that may just be the best part, although I'm not sure Gracie will, BOL!!!


wally said... 10:56 AM


Don't fall prey to our harmful media images of women. You are perfect. My sissy always calls me chub. It's really oppressive for a lady (or corgador).


Tupac Da Dogg said... 12:05 PM

You ain't fat, man. And if you were, we'd like you in our part of the world. Don't worry about it Rub. Humans just say that stuff because it makes them feel better. Someone the other day called me short. I was like, come down here and say that to my face.


Anonymous said... 12:47 PM

What Fat? I don't see any on you at all!

Unknown said... 5:05 PM

Hi Ruby,

I do NOT think you are fat....but remember Bernard got a NEW fangled treadmill, maybe he'll let you run on it.

Stay the way you are-

Sandy said... 7:42 PM

Hey Ruby...come sit by me and nobody will notice if you are heavy! Just more to love on.

Bella the Boxer said... 8:00 PM

I believe the word is TONED, Ruby! Don't let anyone think you are look fan-tab-u-lous, girl!

xoxo - Bella

PreciOus said... 11:28 PM

Oh Ruby, you look perfect the way you are. You don't need any diet at all. The hoomans should train up their arms instead. Too weak, I say. Hee.


Girl Girl Hamster said... 1:44 AM

Ruby, you are NOT fat at all. I think you're a very fit girl

~ girl girl

Ume said... 2:30 AM

hiya Ruby,
i think your Mom should be convinced by now dat u r definitely all muscles, n NOT fats! no diet for Ruby!

Jessica said... 4:20 AM

That one of the cutest butts we've ever seen. And we only see muscle on that arm and paw.

We can't see a diet in your future.

Love, Seadra and Zoe

Ferndoggle said... 6:34 AM

Not only are you NOT are pretty svelte, Ruby! And you've got a very cute tushie (Don't tell Dot I said that)!


fee said... 6:51 AM

no no no you're not fat ruby. if i had to eat you i wouldn't be able to swallow because there wouldn't be a drop of fat on you!

no diet! nasty diet go away!

Miss Reina said... 6:54 AM

Oh gosh, i think you are one foxy little doggie! No way you are fat!
You've got a sexy back!


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