Oh sure she's cute, but...oh...um...I just don't know how to say this...MY MOM IS CHEATING ON ME!!! I know, hard to believe, but she is. OK, I don't know for sure she is...but here's what I've been observing:1) Mom has been disappearing on Saturday afternoon for the last few weeks. She leaves for about 3 hours. (And Saturday is MY day to spend with her!)
2) She comes back all furry (NOT MY FUR!)
3) She smells of puppies (NOT MY SMELL!)
4) She's real tired...the tired like after we come home from when we go to training!
Oh and last but not least...
5) I found this picture on Mom's computer!
So I have met this Gypsy...she is the new English Shepard puppy that owns my trainer Miss Cindy. I played with her a little at the Fair Oaks Dog Walk last month. She was nice enough, but still this is all very suspicious, don't you think??? What could my Mom be doing with her??? Am I not dog enough for her??? What should I do??? Joe, maybe you could put on your detective coat and help me get to the bottom of this?
Wow Ruby! That's sooo not right!
Ruby
Don't be upset your Mom loves you and is not cheating on you, she is helping Miss Cindy train new puppies, like she trained you to sit, walk, roll over, crawl etc. She is doing a good deed by helping train the puppies, it just shows how good your Mom is at training puppies, look at you Living Proof of just how good she does. So go easy on her, I know what I am saying is true since she did training on that Saturday I was visiting you and her, remember we slept all afternoon.
Love hugs and belly rubs
Nanny
pee-ess, maybe she could train a puppy and send it to me for Christmas
GULP....!!!!
We do investigative work on the side...want us to come over and check this out????Love A+A
she's probably playing with petra from my house too... everybody is.
I think that your nanny is trying to lead your astray. I would hope you get to the bottom of this very soon.
Uh oh....are you getting a little sista? Good dog..there's like a lot those sissies around lately.
Ruby, I am on the case...well actually I am under quarantine and can't leave the house because Mom has PINK EYE! or a PINK GUY or some conjunctionjunctionitis?! argh! We will get to the bottom of this I promise!
Are you getting a sister? We hope you get to the bottom of the case.
Love
Boy n Baby
Hi, Ruby
Don't be mad with your mom. Your Nanny's explanation sounds good.
But, knowing that you are a good girl... why your mom doesn't take you with her?? Joe, we need you!!
Have a good night
Lorenza
uh oh Ruby. I sure hope your Nannys right and its just that shes helping train and not cheating on you! I wouldn't be happy if my mommy was spending time with another puppy..thats just unheard of!
Love Toby
WTF - that's all I have to say.
Ike
i think nowadays humans need to learn wat it meant by 'loyal' from us dogs..
Oh Ruby that is so disturbing! Hope you figure out what's happening and that your mom isn't cheating on you!
Sniffs and sneezes,
the WriggleButts
hmm... ruby, have u thought of what you gonna do to punish your mom?
wet wet licks
Boo
Hmm, that puppy smell on clothes is strong isn't it? I had it lots when ma and pa were visiting Cassidy and co. I'm sure with Joe, Agatha and Archie on the case you'll get to the bottom of the mystery fast.
Toodle pip,
Harry x
Thats just wrong, plan wrong. you are way cuter then the other dog.
Simba xx
I can lend a hand on the detective work, Miss Ruby! Just give a shout and I'll be there in a hurry!
Yer friend,
Mitch
do u need me to teach u how to punish ur mom for that???
Oh ruby, I hope Nanny is right! It is hard when muzzer's come back smelling like other dogs. But if she is really as good a dog trainer as she seems, maybe she is doing a good deed so she gets lots of Christmas stuff?
Ruby
You awe dog enough fow youw Mom don't wowwy, I'm suwe all ouw detective fwiends will get to the bottom of this mystewy..I'm suwe thewe is an innocent explanation!
She couldn't possibly love anyone mowe than you!
I'll give youw love to Jackson..he's not well at the moment poow boy
smoochie kisses
Asta
Hey Rubes, This is just awful! And so close to the holidays, too :-(
The Fleas :-)
Oh no, Ruby....Maybe you should ban your mom from using Ruby Air from now on..NO BUDDY PASSES FOR HER!
Love & Licks,
Randi
Wow! This does seem a little suspect. Wonder what your Mom is up to?
Ozzie & Rocky
Hi Ruby,
Oh my, I can't believe you mom is chating on you. If I were you, I would demand she pay more attention to you and do whatever you want. I mean they are OUR hoomans right?
Your pal,
Kirby
Ruby you'd LOVE a little sister!
Our Mom cheats on us every Saturday too!! She comes home smelling like 50 puppies.
I think we all should stage a protest.
Sherman, Penny & Lola
Maybe it's time for the dreaded Cold Shoulder. You know, make her earn her attention and keep her on the straight and narrow. these humans are so unreliable.
xxx
Mojo
Ruby Bug!!
Sounds like your nanny has the 411 on what your mama has been up to. I'd still go with Joe's Detective Agency to verify the truth.
I can't imagine any OTHER reason why your mama would be spending time with other pups! You are MORE than enough dog for her and she LOVES YOU more than anything or anyone else in the world. Believe me. I know what I'm talking about.
So, don't fret, sweetie. Just take these goober hugs and smooches and know that someone in GooberStan loves you too. (Then confront your mama as soon as she comes home from work)!
Goober love & smooches,
Stannny
Hmm maybe she's bringing home a puppy???
River
Do you think she is going to...? NEH! I hope so...
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
I think your Mama is just being a good lady and helping out, you have no need to fret Ruby dear, I am sure she loves you the most. Because she chose you to live with her!
And you are Dog Enough for any hooooman, you are Dogtastic!
love and licks, and have a grrrreat weekend. ps Gypsy is kinda sweet!
The strangest part is how tired she is when she gets home...something just doesn't add up. Maybe this pup is training your mom to give you more snackies? It's a grueling task...trust us, we've tried!
Let us know what Joe is able to uncover...
xo,
Wiley & Fievel
thats so not right, your mommy should bring you to meet Gyspsy one time!
Maybe you should chew some shoes to make a point.
Frenchie Snorts
Balboa
Hey Ruby,
This all seems pretty fishy... I bet everything is ok, but I do think you should ask your mom about it - detective help is a good idea too!!
Love Clover xo
Hmmm...maybe this calls fur a little talk between you and your mommy..
And thanks fur the congrats on the award Ruby!
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena
Hey Ruby Bleu,
Yeah, the trip was pretty fun! But no, we weren't able to get any souveniers...It was a short trip and the way back took awhile, so we wanted to be back before our humans arrived...hee hee...
Wags and licks,
Maya and Kena