So last Friday my Auntie Yvette came to dinner to have some of that yummy chicken paw-me-some from Balboa's Momma. Apparently it is very delicious, but I haven't tried any so I can't be sure. Anyhowl, here's what happened...
Ruby: Auntie Yvette, Auntie Yvette...I'm so happy you are here. I love you, I love you, I love you. *kiss, kiss, kiss* Please pick me up...
Auntie Yvette: Whoa...girlie you are heavy!
Can you believe that? Me, the running-jumping-never stop moving Ruby is heavy. Has my Mom been lying to me saying 'I'm all muscle'. What will Dr. Marcia say when I go visit her for my check up? Will I need to go on a diet?
OMDog --- I'm having a moment!!!
My dearest darling Ruby,
I love every inch of your finely toned little tushy. Don't you lose an ounce. They don't call them love handles for nothing!!
Licks and humps,
Bugsy
You look great to me! Ha roo roo roo!
Play bows,
Zim
Ruby, honey...
I promise you aren't fat. Auntie Yvette is just WAY out of shape. You are perfect exactly the way you are!
I love you!!! Mom
Ruby,
You don't appear to be fat at all but your tush looks like it belongs in the family. Sorry!
Love all of you no matter what
Nanny
Oh Ruby that's just silly! You're perfect!
I think you are a Perfect 10.....
just like me!
Ruby, take a look at Mean Sister Fig.... That'll make you feel better. ;-)
Mmm-hmmm.... And I suppose Auntie Yvette looks like Gisele Bundchen herself, huh?
Oh no! Ruby, I'm sure you're not fat. You're super fast like me, and fatness would slow us down, so we can't be fat! I hope you don't have to go on a diet.
I can't see an ounce of fat on you, you're finely honed muscle girl! Don't start comparing yourself to those dogs in the magazines and on TV and getting a complex. You're pawfect just as you are.
Licks
Oscar x
Rubinator!!
My sweet love bug!
First off, you are COMPLETELY bootiful! I don't know where that Auntie of yours gets off calling you heavy. The obvious question is, "... heavy compared to what?" If she's comparing you to her teacup Chihuahua, a much younger you, or a roll of toilet paper, then why, YES!! AUNTIE YVETTE, I *AM* HEAVY!
Did she not see the sleek, svelte hard-body I see? Your booty is all muscle, sweety (and believe me, I know booties). Your tail is the only fluff in close proximity to your booty, and sets it off ever so nicely.
Forget about the diet, chica. Your mama won't be influenced by your Auntie Yvette (weakling that your Auntie is).
In case you forgot, you're still considered a puplet for another few months, Ruby. Don't let the hag (dare I call Auntie Yvette that?)get to you. For whatever reason, she was WAAAAAAY OFF.
Gooberlicious love & kisses,
Your Stanny
Pee Ess
I may have gotten a little carried away when I called your Auntie a hag. My apologies. hehe
Hi, Ruby.
I know your auntie Ivette is very nice but this time she is wrong. You are not a teacup pup, what did she expect?? forget about diets, you are perfect!
Have a nice day
Lorenza
Hi Ruby
You are not fat !Those are killer abs and a nice butt!!
My mommy has an imaginary list...people who call me fat are on it.She says that one day when she goes crazy like that wrestler guy.....you know the rest!
She told a friends wife that and the woman gave her a scared look!!
Frasier
Ruby... don't you dare loose an ounce! You are perfect, and those pics were quite artistic... very nice!
Loves,
Tofu
Ruby, you do not look fat at all to us. In fact, we wish we were as slender as you are. Your Auntie must be crazy!
~Pug Hugs~
Duke & Gidget
Ruby, you look so lovely just the way you are. And any dog that can wear that Wonder-Woman outfit like you are in the picture is HOT STUFF!
Your friend, Lenny
no. you are *not* fat. you are perfect. your auntie is the one who's out of shape, if you ask me. her comment says more about her own defficiency as a strong woman than it says about you as the gorgeous, fit little person you are.
also, i feel so silly asking but i don't know how to go vote for dwb like you recommended on my blog. can you please come back and tell me what to do? i always wanna vote for my pals!!!!!
thanks, coco
I don't see one ounce of fat on you! It's obvious to me that Auntie Yvette is very jealous of your trim little figure! Don't listen to her Ruby!
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Ruby, you certainly not fat. We wish we be as slim and trim as you. Some of us are called pugzilla.
Pugsley, Buster, Cricket and little Daisy
Ruby
I'm amazed and stupified! What fat..you awe quite pawfect!!!a bootiful sleek tummy , elongated muscles on your awms and a nice tight little but..listen to Stanley and all the boys..not to your aunt, who obviously needs a diffewent supscwiption.
Arturo would have been cwazy about you if he met you
smoochie kisses
Asta
Good grief, you gotta remind your auntie who is the one PIGGING out on those chicken cheese wat nots. She better start going to the gym to work out her arms a little more. Weak hoomans....sheesh.
PS : You are not Fat Fat Fat.
Hi Ruby,
You certainly are NOT fat.. not even remotely close to it.. you have the trimmest bum bum and tum tum... don't let what your auntie said get you down!
You know I'll always give it to you straight, that's what friends are for, and I'm telling you right now that you are NOT fat! No way, no how!
You are just growing up and getting some curves, that's all. You are super toned. You're like Jessica Biel! Your butt looks as good as hers, too ;) hehehe!
Puggy kisses (from a future fatzo, probably...it's ok, it's in my genes)
Suki
no ur not...ur juz being muscular..
FAT? YOU? WHO said that???? You look very good Ruby! Trust me!
you are SO NOT FAT! mom recently changed our food to Canidae's Senior and Over Weight formula. I can tell you what, I am GLAD to be the senior not the fat kid!
No your not fat. You have the figure of a super model.
Simba xx
I don't think you are fat either - you are super rockin' beautiful!! Maybe your auntie had been drinking some of that human silly water or something....
River
OH NO,
Poor Ruby, you are not fat, I think Auntie Yvette needs to work on her muscles.
I think you are perfect the way you are, you don't need to lose any weight, infact eat as much treats as you want, or as much as mommy will give you.
Hee hee, check out my blog.....guess who's pic I used.
Frenchie Snorts
Balboa
The alimentary therapy of the ruby is not necessary.
It is a perfect body. ：）
from loved ume tyan
Oh Ruby, whatever your aunty said is NOT true! You do not look fat to me except your short stubby tail, heehee! The rest are just pawfect!
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Hi Ruby, you look like all muscle to me!!! Thanks for stopping by my blog and voting for me, I sure appreciate it. I'm meeting lots new pup pals this way - I think that may just be the best part, although I'm not sure Gracie will, BOL!!!
licks,
Johann
Ruby,
Don't fall prey to our harmful media images of women. You are perfect. My sissy always calls me chub. It's really oppressive for a lady (or corgador).
wally.
You ain't fat, man. And if you were, we'd like you in our part of the world. Don't worry about it Rub. Humans just say that stuff because it makes them feel better. Someone the other day called me short. I was like, come down here and say that to my face.
Pac
What Fat? I don't see any on you at all!
Hugs,
Sitka
Hi Ruby,
I do NOT think you are fat....but remember Bernard got a NEW fangled treadmill, maybe he'll let you run on it.
Stay the way you are-
Margaret
Hey Ruby...come sit by me and nobody will notice if you are heavy! Just more to love on.
I believe the word is TONED, Ruby! Don't let anyone think you are chubby....you look fan-tab-u-lous, girl!
xoxo - Bella
Oh Ruby, you look perfect the way you are. You don't need any diet at all. The hoomans should train up their arms instead. Too weak, I say. Hee.
Snuggle,
Precious
Ruby, you are NOT fat at all. I think you're a very fit girl
~ girl girl
hiya Ruby,
i think your Mom should be convinced by now dat u r definitely all muscles, n NOT fats! no diet for Ruby!
That one of the cutest butts we've ever seen. And we only see muscle on that arm and paw.
We can't see a diet in your future.
Love, Seadra and Zoe
Not only are you NOT fat...you are pretty svelte, Ruby! And you've got a very cute tushie (Don't tell Dot I said that)!
Sherman
no no no you're not fat ruby. if i had to eat you i wouldn't be able to swallow because there wouldn't be a drop of fat on you!
no diet! nasty diet go away!
Oh gosh, i think you are one foxy little doggie! No way you are fat!
You've got a sexy back!
Love,
reina