Today, I will NOT be...
Why you ask? Well, I've decided to take PTO (Play Time Off)! I've worked long and hard this past month doing laundry, watching TV and dealing with ducks that I thought I deserved a little PTO...'specially since it is my barkday on Thursday. My Mom took PTO when it was her barkday, so why shouldn't I???
Ruby's Mom: Um, Ruby...
Ruby: Yes, Mom
Ruby's Mom: PTO isn't Play Time Off, it's PAID Time Off
Ruby: Wow, really, that's great news...what are you going to pay me? I've been working realllllly hard you know. Who else is ridding the yard of those dirty ducks? I mean without me, you'd be swimming with duck poop in your hair!
Ruby's Mom: Point well taken, here's a bully stick.
Ruby: Thanks Mom, I think I could get used to the PTO-thing!