Here's what they said...
Come on, let's just face it: We are living in a material world, and RubyBleu is a material girl. So go ahead and thank your lucky stars—RubyBleu is the one and only Madonna!
Always desperately seeking attention (SO not true, ok, well maybe a little), RubyBleu is multi-talented (YES) and savvy (YES), not afraid to get her paws dirty (Very true, I do love mud) and experiment with new methods of getting into the groove (Oh yeah!) in order to reach her peeps (and I DO have lots of peeps - and no, not those little yellow ones either!). She commands respect everywhere she goes, a sophisticated traveler (I do have my own plane) who insists upon the best—and more often than not, she gets what she wants (Who, me?). Appearance is everything for your true-blue diva (well I am a diva and proud of it!) and while her look may change as often as the Pellegrino in her water bowl does, her commitment to exercise (I do like to run) is unwavering. RubyBleu's in tip-top shape, which makes her age in pet years a non-issue (EXACTLY). Despite the hard fur and the no-nonsense approach, she's a softy when it comes to her devoted owner. It's fair to say that RubyBleu is, yes, crazy for you (It's true, I woof you Mom).
OK, so maybe this isn't so far off - except for the fact that I don't have Madonna's million-zillion-quadrillion dollar fortune. Now how could I go about getting me some of that? Any ideas? I'm certainly NOT going to do what Tanner did...that's for sure. Wait, didn't Madonna do that too? Well I'm certainly NOT going to do THAT!!! No Way!!!
I do have to say though, I still prefer the first celebrity I was compared to better.