I blame my secretary...

So I blame my secretary, aka Mom. For what you ask? Well for being lazy and NOT posting about all the wonderful awards I've gotten the last few weeks and months! Months, I know it's been months. She used to keep track and all that good stuff but she's been so lazy about it!!! I guess she's busy (probably training Winnie). I'm very angry with her! I'm actually considering outsourcing her position or something!
So to all my wonderful friends who have given me awards...

THANK YOU!!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart! I really love you all and am appreciative of you thinking of me! One day I'll convince my secretary (if I don't fire her first) to go back and post about them.

So not only does my secretary not post about bloggy awards she doesn't post about an important Gooberstanian recognition I received a few weeks back (yes, a few weeks!). I, like my diva girlfriend Asta, was awarded the Royal Order of the Pink Flamingo!!!

OMD...I just couldn't believe it when it arrived! Prime Minister Stanley and Crown Princess Stella presented it to me in a wonderful package that arrived from Gooberstan. The only thing better than receiving this prestigous honor would have been if it were presented to me by my handsome boyfriend Stanny in pawson.

Gentle kisses for this most highest of honors. I am just barkless!!!

Thank you my Stanny and Stella! You pups, your Girl and Merv are so sweet to think of me! I woof you all! Hopefully next time, my lazy secretary will not be so pokey about posting.

As you can see, I really, really, really love my flamingo!